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Uhm... I would be saying

 

"Get off my car, you dirty cumbucket wench"

 

well... that would most definately destroy ANY chance of sleeping with either (or both) of them.

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Personally, I'd be letting aforementioned hooved cumbuckets do whatever they so desired if it meant they would keep me warm and amused for the 9 MONTHS of the Norway winter, during which the SUN doesn't come up, its bumf@$k below zero outside, you can't drive fast anywhere on account of the roads being blanketed with SNOWDRIFTS that only volvos were specifically designed to plow through, and there's sod all else to do other than pray you remembered to pay your heating bill and drink Jagermeister in the company of said strumpets.

 

And besides that, Norweigan girls are frikkin HUGE... something to do with hormones in the milk... I certainly wouldn't want to deny any request they may have lest I be dipped in chocolate and eaten, or worse still, suffocated between breasts larger than my head.

 

I say buy a compressor and respray the roof every year dude.

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