Super Jamie Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 yeah well if a big mofo snake like that was headed for me, and i had a gun or a shovel, they can f@$kin send me the court summons in the mail Quote
Rolla__Boy Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 What you should do in that situation Jamie, is calmly ask the snake to stop it's attack, and then maybe take it to the movies, or out for a coffee, but you can't kill it no no no no no. Quote
Tiger Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Posted December 21, 2005 Or get another snake that big to personally deliver it :) OOOHHH This opens up for some interesting commentary on that note I'll shut my mouth for now (zip lip) Quote
Super Jamie Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 "wait a minute. can we come up with a biting pre-numptual contract with medical plan? shouldn't take more than a couple of weeks to get it all legalised and signed. your people will talk to my people, we'll do lunch" *walks off, snake with questionmarks in its' eyes* Quote
Tiger Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Posted December 21, 2005 Yup! You REALLY crack me up, son! hahahahaha Quote
James Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 just looks like a harmless carpet snake. :) he looks like he has just had dinner, maybe a rabbit. wots up Doc Quote
Toycrash Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 Thats huge, it would make a nige belt or 10 pairs of boots :) Quote
Fayt Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 I can just feel its teeth sinking into my leg and then feeling the venom travel up my leg via bloodstream and into the heart  *pretends to jam a screwdriver through its eye*  aaah..., thats better :) Quote
James Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) I can just feel its teeth sinking into my leg and then feeling the venom travel up my leg via bloodstream and into the heart *pretends to jam a screwdriver through its eye*  aaah..., thats better :) leave the poor carpet snake ALONE, They are only pythons and would only bite you, if you rounded one up and started poking it. if one did bite you, you may still want to visit the hospital due to possible infections from the bite. Edited December 21, 2005 by James Quote
Fayt Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 one problem, Â the bite would hurt... Quote
Xany Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 BWAHAHAAHAHA!  this story changes eveytime i read it.....lol  ok, now for the actual REAL info that is attached to those pictures.  The proof where it orginated.  The ranch where it was found  cheers! Quote
James Posted December 21, 2005 Report Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) looks so much like the Australian version of the python Edited December 21, 2005 by James Quote
Tiger Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Posted December 21, 2005 I hate emails! Thanks for clearing that up Simon :) Quote
Guest Brad Posted December 22, 2005 Report Posted December 22, 2005 Ah okay, so the true story is it ate a impala ewe in South Africa and got stuck and died in an electric fence? Quote
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