Why Do You Tempt Me Corolla Gods...Why?

[go baby go]

So I was doing the rounds today and came upon this corolla wagon at the local wreckers. It has 4k-c, extractors, a/c, sports stearing wheel and some extra gauges. Its got a dent in the rear drivers side but apart from that straigt and rust free (as a car that age can be). It still runs but no rego. So buy it you say!...well....

 

Why is it when you are not looking for a rolla there is always one there?

Why is it when you have no spare cash there's that rolla at cheap price?

Why is it when you have no space available to fit another car in your driveway there it is......that lil rolla, tempting you.... calling your name like a long lost lover calls you from the bed room wanting for you to take her?

 

I will tell you why......Its the God of Corollas..... or as i like to call him..... Steve.

 

Steve is watching you.

 

He is listening.

 

He is waiting. Waiting until you have given up on finding "that one last part". So you decide to make "that one last part", or adapt a part from another model car, which takes you hours, days, weeks to do......then BAM the part you needed is on ebay.... and where are you?.... in the shed thats where, fu#*ing around with that custom part you were half arsed making and by the time you think "I will check Ebay" the Auction has just finished and the part has been sold to some guy who is going to adapt it to there project because they could not find "that one last part"....... Thanks Steve. :finger:

 

When your missus has snaped because you keep bring home "pieces of S#*T"(her words not mine) to "restore" and says THATS IT NO MORE! What does Steve do? Oh yeah thats right he offers a mildly worked corolla for $300....come on, its only $300...She wont mind...store it at your mates place, she will never know...Thanks Steve. :evil:

 

So here is the problem Do I buy it and tempt the wrath that only a woman on the edge can dish out?

 

Do I pretend I never seen it...Pretend that Steves offering is nothing more that chewing gum on the foot path of life?

 

Do I do the sneeky and store it at my mates place?...she WILL never know...but she may think that the bromance has steped up a notch because of all the time spent a said mates place. :lovin:

 

Whats that dear... my pay is a little short this week? I will have a talk to the boss and see whats happened.

 

Decisions decisions....Agggaaaaaahhhhhhh.

 

Or like Steve says Maybe I'm just over thinking it and talking BS....Thanks Steve.

 

If you are still reading my ramblings as a prize you get to see some pics of the wagon.

 

I have no spare money , No time and No room for another corolla but......

 

:worship:

 

Thanks Steve the God of Corollas, thanks for the Corolla addiction and may you never leave.

 

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Steve is a c**t. :D

[ae95- wagon kid]

Love the description of the car

 

"School bus car"

 

and yes steve is a total c**t

[jimmy-d]

Mate,surely by now "she" the one who must be obeyed,usually,must know that your an absolute corolla junkie.Plead,beg bribe,there has to be a way you can get it IF you really really want it.Hell,Ive had 6 cars in my small driveway at one time and was still looking and you can't get to my house unless you go through the driveway.Keep an eye on it,keep dropping hints until she is fed up with you and just says go buy it!!

[go baby go]

blzbub666 LMAO. Yes i have known Steve for many years now and he is a C**T :P

 

Nagging..... Jimmy-D your a legend . That is one of the many weapons in a womans bag o trick. Time to use it on her...maybe i can use some of "there" other wepons like......NO SEX....no wait....i think she could out last me in that department, maybe something else :hmm:

[LukeAE71]

Corollas are better than sex - that is all :lolcry:

[19914afc]

offer her sexual favors in turn to get the car?

[LukeAE71]

I don't ask anymore I just bring cars home.

 

Tests have shown the maximum amount of time she stays shitty to be withing 24 to 48 hours :lolcry:

 

If you ask you give the option to say no. There is no option once the car is home :blush:

[basher_ke20]

I don't ask anymore I just bring cars home.

 

Tests have shown the maximum amount of time she stays shitty to be withing 24 to 48 hours :lolcry:

 

If you ask you give the option to say no. There is no option once the car is home :blush:

 

 

have used this advise and its worked for me so far. :dance:

[Toy-Yoda[RL]]

I don't ask anymore I just bring cars home.

 

Tests have shown the maximum amount of time she stays shitty to be withing 24 to 48 hours :lolcry:

 

 

Can also vouch for this, I do it regularly. :happy:

 

Buy it, she'll crack the shits, you'll ignore her mood, she'll get over it.

 

*protip* Once her mood lifts, cook dinner, brownie points are win. :wink:

[YLD 10S]

1. Buy it

2. Tell her the car will rapidly increase in value in the next 5 years.

3. She gets excited, doesn't rage

4. .......???

5. PROFIT!!

 

[go baby go]

yld 10s has Steve been talking to you? did he tell you to put a pic of a sweet looking wagon on here just to tempt me further?

 

oh yeah its sweeeeet.

[LukeAE71]

I have had lots of bourbon since my first post in here.. however upon looking at those pics again I don't consider this wagon is worth getting into trouble for :cool:

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Damn it I am having one of these right now.

 

don't have cash till next weekend.

[go baby go]

LukeAE71 my wife thinks your comments are the best. See bourbon does help with the ladies. :laff: