How To Dose A Vl!

[Evan G]

Mate the flutter... tu tu tu, woop woop woop sound you are after is fairly easy to get.

Don't listen all these wankers that tell you to cut the brake lines or remove the bov etc..

 

it's fairly easy to do.

It can be costly but it can be done on cheap and the end result is the same.

now.

if you have a 4 door car, it is easier, but it can be done on the 2 doors as well.

 

The following are the parts you will need:

1 x Ball point pen (I'm a high roller these days so I use a PARKER PEN, but any old pen will do.)

1 x shetland pony (this is the expensive part, but to make it cheaper, you can just steal one)

 

the key to getting the flutter right depends on how much you have the window open and your use of the pen.

as you do it mroe and more, you will get better at it..

 

firslt, get the pony in to the back seat.

this is where it is easier if you have a 4 door.

you can just push him in.

but with a 2 door, their feet get all tangled when you try to jam them in to the back as they trip on the front seat rails.

 

get him in there and shut the doors.

now, go to the side where his head is and open the windo just enough to get his mouth out of the car.

 

get in the drivers seat.

start car

and start moving.

get on a good straight bit of road first (you're still new to the flutter game)

get the pen ready (make sure the point is out)

accelerate and when you get to the point where you are about to step on the clutch to change gear...

JAB THE HORSES LEG WITH THE PEN

he will go. MAHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

giving you the soudn you want.

 

the sound can be adjusted in 2 ways.

how much the window is open and how hard you jab his leg.

 

you'll get the perfect note eventually..

 

but take note, you jab him too hard, he will turn and bite you on the back of your head.

 

If you don't want a defect on your car, you gotta make it stealth.

so make sure the windows are tinted and even go as far as spraying the horses face in Matt black paint to hide it from the cops.

 

cruise around the city jabbin away mate..

 

Fooly sik bro..

 

here are some pics of what you need.

 

For stealth

 

good luck mate..

 

:lol: found this in my documents

Edited September 24, 2010 by Evan G

[Trev]

What about a fountain pen and a donkey?

[Evan G]

donkey's sounds more like a BOV than a does!

 

 

:lol:!!! short shifting?

Edited September 26, 2010 by Evan G

[Trev]

donkey's sounds more like a BOV than a does!

 

in this case a BP 13B LOL!

 

ROFL.

[Hiro Protagonist]

These would work better, but timing the sound is much harder

 

[SLW42]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny i read it and thought you were actually talking about does, not animal cruelty haha

[Trev]

These would work better, but timing the sound is much harder

 

 

[Evan G]

[t18drifts]

ooommffffggg i was literaly roflmao and there was tear as well

[7FOUR7]

I found the only funny part to be the thought of a donkey biting someone on the back of the head

[LXY-642]

anyone else spot the tits on the pigeon in evan's last post?

[ae95- wagon kid]

please can somebody PIN THIS!!

 

this is so funny