Johno Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) I found this on some weird website http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/11/...t.html#comments Then goggled it and found this http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/ Can they be serious? Quote Less than 0.000001% of our travelers have had problems making it to Heaven through this unique, exclusive program Edited June 6, 2010 by Johno Quote
7shades Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 Pffft The Catholic church has had this racket going for 2000-odd years, just with different packaging. Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 Get yours quick before its full of Asians. Quote
ke70dave Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 7shades said: Pffft The Catholic church has had this racket going for 2000-odd years, just with different packaging. these things are not biblically based at all, and its usually just some weird group just trying to make some money. oor they have gone and taken a few words of the bible completly out of context and run with it. good thing is its free to get into heaven and ive got my ticket :) Quote
altezzaclub Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 Quote and ive got my ticket Yeah riiight.... I believe there is a ticket inspector first, unless you'd like to pop off just now and see if your ticket works... :) Quote
Taz_Rx Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 ke70dave said: these things are not biblically based at all, and its usually just some weird group just trying to make some money. oor they have gone and taken a few words of the bible completly out of context and run with it. good thing is its free to get into heaven and ive got my ticket :lolcry: I think you missed uncle shadey's point. :laff: Quote Get yours quick before its full of Asians. Nah they just work there! :) Quote
ke70dave Posted June 6, 2010 Report Posted June 6, 2010 altezzaclub said: Yeah riiight.... I believe there is a ticket inspector first, unless you'd like to pop off just now and see if your ticket works... :) good thing my ticket is a lifely pass (unsure if lifely is a word, but i sorta extrapolated from "yearly"...) and nah id like to keep modding rollas for a bit longer if thats cool. Quote
white_sandshoe Posted June 7, 2010 Report Posted June 7, 2010 blzbub666 said: Get yours quick before its full of Asians. Hmmm... a place full of hot asian women... now that's my idea of heaven... sign me up!!! Quote
7shades Posted June 7, 2010 Report Posted June 7, 2010 white_sandshoe said: Hmmm... a place full of hot asian women... now that's my idea of heaven... sign me up!!! Not likely... If Heaven is anything like Queensland ( and it would be :) ) it will be staffed entirely by Filipino imports on work visas. Quote
Johno Posted June 7, 2010 Author Report Posted June 7, 2010 What i find really funny is if you have any hassles getting past the pearly gates they will refund your money.. Bah haha!! :) Quote
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