Xany Posted May 30, 2005 Report Posted May 30, 2005 gday fellas....just thought i'd post a few of these bumper stickers i found on the net tonight.....post your favorite as well. Bumper Stickers If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. (nick....i want one of these :thumbsup:) Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you. I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail) Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading. This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto. I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say? Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better! Gun control means using both hands! Quote
Tiger Posted May 30, 2005 Report Posted May 30, 2005 Don't laugh... it could be your daughter inside! Gas, Grass or Arse... Nobody rides for free! Save a Whale... Harpoon a fat chick I may be fat but you're ugly... I can diet!!! I'm a bomb technician, if you see me speeding, try and keep up!!! Mother In Law rescrambled spells Woman Hitler! Quote
Medicine_Man Posted May 30, 2005 Report Posted May 30, 2005 One thats suitable for all corollas "Drive it like you stole it!" Also another one I saw once read, "What do women and spaghetti have in common? - They both wriggle when you eat them.." Quote
coln72 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Posted May 30, 2005 "Dirts for racing, bitumen is for getting their" Quote
Tiger Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 I speed up for small animals (That's just cruel) Quote
Tiger Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 BLAT Racing: Brake Late And Turn If it's rocking... don't bother knocking! Quote
KE30Coupe Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 don't like my driving then get off the footpath If you can read this I have lost my caravan Quote
Tiger Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 Caution: Do not overtake OVERTURNING vehicle Quote
coln72 Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 On a bike - If you can read this the bitch fell off A.F.R.I.C.A (another f@$king rally I can't afford) Growing old in inevidable, growing up is optional Quote
Northen Rolla Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 On the back a GXL landcruiser, "f@$k OFF... end of story" On the back of a semi "IF YOU CAN SEE MY MIRRORS, SHOW ME YOUR TITS" Quote
kangaroosa Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 don't like my driving then get off the footpath Thats what i was going to say - hehe Quote
dysolve Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 Bumper sticker on the back of a jumbo jet.... my other car is a k series corolla.... btw i saw that caravan sticker on the back of a mini last week, i did not even have a tow bar LOL... You think this car is dirty, you should spend a night with the driver... don't like my driving stay off the foot path... Quote
dysolve Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 sorry did not finish my last post.. the was a picture in the sydney papers two years ago of a fake GTHO parked half way up a tree with the stay off the foot path sticker on its bumper Quote
kangaroosa Posted May 31, 2005 Report Posted May 31, 2005 Squirrles, Natures Little Speed Humps Never do anything you wouldnt want to explain to a Paramedic Quote
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