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[Xany]

Some Of The Busiest Rhymes Ever Made By Man

 

Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand

 

:party:

Edited April 6, 2009 by Xany

[Jaymz]

Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue

I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young

[godlovesugly]

i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver

[Hiro Protagonist]

[towe001]

:party:

[Teddy]

Bring me my spoon, dillever me thai fork,

 

this big bad pepper shakers gona be $hitng out a spork.

 

Oh watch out johhny, Please watch out Jill

 

That oversized peecock is rolling down pill pop hill !

 

After the spork, After my spoon,

 

jonny little happy zone is about to be squashed by the moon.

 

i told that jilly, don't be a fat little silly,

 

but what does she do. Cheats on johnny with fat little billy.

 

Christ he's a whore, man shes a hoe,

 

Something this smart couldnt come from joe-blow

 

Muma's a screaming, Mumm's a wailing,

 

don't u be comin home, if you've been sailing

 

Wathing the birds, watching the Bee's,

 

i didnt know drop bears could sit on there knee's

 

This poem is epic, this poem is cool

 

you know why its cool, its written by a tool

 

:party:

[7shades]

Uncle Shady y'all and I think this thread's ghey

Gimme the mic Ted so I can take it away

Got more lines than a centrelink office

Are you upset you'll never get to be as clever as this?

Spreadin' quicker than your mum have a feel but don't cop it

Yeah I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it

Crude as oil unrefined but slick

I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict

Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch

Like Muhammad Ali I'll take you out with one punch

You're the little George Bush and I'm the Dick you answer to

You're sweating like a watermelon at a summer BBQ

Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking

I squeak like Stephen Hawking yeah but I'm walking

Nose to ground so this dog will sniff and follow it

I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it

Screaming like a schoolgirl when you see me coming near you

Like a Lady GaGa record only bitches gunna hear you

Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya

Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea

[Raven]

Why am i imagining that if this were a music video, it would be a rewritten White & Nerdy - Weird Al video clip?

[7shades]

Why am i imagining that if this were a music video, it would be a rewritten White & Nerdy - Weird Al video clip?

 

quiet you metalperson...

 

I'm so Gangsta, Dr Dre rings me up for permission to take a shit.

[Teddy]

I'm droping it like its hawt, this poppo jangle beet is bouncing like a 50's tarmac lot

wathing them fat barches rolling around wall mart, its making me sick following there trait of sludge Fart

i need this water yo, homie bro's are boliling these camel toes, make it hot, watchin it fall, i just have to bounce this ball

i want this fluid yo, sickness down under the cow's moe's, cooling it down, round and round, i just have to record this sound !

The church is flipping some serious staves, just like back in the chains days of abuised slaves

pop pop pop, up this rack, steering my fate to another track, Down down down, through the rain, i hear the rave

Stevie's dog is sitting up, needing a pill to fix his foot. Ive got the needle, ive got the tackle.

Give me a Glass of woodnecks's best dam label. Its time we choped this 5 legered table.

Flicking through this chop of greenly fresh plop, i can't help but want a leg of ham for my own farm lot.

[Redwarf]

You guys are so un-hip, it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. :party:

[nhillau]

hmm ok iv got dog poo on my boot

[7shades]

You guys are so un-hip, it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. :party:

 

I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis

[Xany]

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