Bash Dot Org

[Super Jamie]

go to http://bash.org

 

lots of very funny irc quotes, heres some of my favorite

 

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex

<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

 

 

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

 

 

<Sonium> someone speak python here?

<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS

<lucky> SSSSS

<Sonium> the programming language

 

 

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

 

 

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

 

 

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

 

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?

<T-Wolf> ya, why man?

<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

<T-Wolf> you mother f@$ker

 

 

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.

<SpaceRain> STUPID

[Super Jamie]

R O F L

 

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west

Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.

Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.

Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.

Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.

Pirate: Avast!

Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!

Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.

Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.

Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

[Super Jamie]

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt

* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*

<@Acaila> FINISH HIM

<mat|t> rofl

<MortalKombat> omg wtf man

* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)

<@Acaila> FATALITY!

[Super Jamie]

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..

<+Christin1> how do i do that

 

i could post these all night :S

[Super Jamie]

oh dear god there are tears in my eyes :wootjump:

 

<blazemore> omg i love this song

<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)

<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

 

<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.

<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.

<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.

* volsung_ perks up.

<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'

* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.

<volsung_> :S

<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.

<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?

<Paradox> I'm not sure.

<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.

<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

 

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb

<KC48348751> dude

<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

[Super Jamie]

wetting pants. acnt type rporperly, hahahaha

 

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

[Super Jamie]

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse

<@cky> dipshit

[Super Jamie]

i honestly just laughed for like 3 minutes straight. on the floor and everything. jesus that was funny :wootjump:

edit: apparently it was 2 :S one of us needs to sync to atomic clock

Edited April 15, 2005 by Super Jamie

[Super Jamie]

* Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls don't say no)

* Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk :S)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

 

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"

 

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you

Scud: And then it hit me

[wyldephyre]

wetting pants. acnt type rporperly, hahahaha

 

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

Speaking of France, go to google, type in "french military victories" and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

[wyldephyre]

This sounds like something *Someone* I know would do:

 

#43479 +(353)- [X]

 

Davo: i made a carrot cake once.

Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole

DW: hahahahahahaha

Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top

Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust

[Xany]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK

<tatclass> er.

<tatclass> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA......i love that site

[demuire]

This sounds like something *Someone* I know would do:

 

Oh NOW I get it... Bastard!

[Redwarf]

#4753 +(8017)- [X]

 

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

[MissSydneyCruising]

ahaha so old but soooo good.

 

haven't been there since I managed to kick the addiction :S