Xany Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) Simon:- A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life. Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock. Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack. Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon. Edited May 2, 2009 by Xany Quote
towe001 Posted May 23, 2009 Report Posted May 23, 2009 Qwell thatss it itts offfical i'mm drunkk gust git backk fron a mmates place and we"ve ben hutting his hume brew sprites :D good siht opps ii'm offf 2 beds outs latter pioples :fuzz: Quote
Xany Posted May 23, 2009 Report Posted May 23, 2009 *waves to towe001*...... still drinking.....all you people are SOOOOOFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT. Quote
trav_555 Posted May 24, 2009 Author Report Posted May 24, 2009 Haha good to see this thread is still kicking hahaha :D All you bloody drunks!!! Quote
dfunkt Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 well, i've got news that mty earlt train wont be running tonite, so i'm at work currently on my 4th since 4pm :rolla: i have sport at 7 then refing at 8....will be interesting, esp if i get onto number 5 before i leave :hmm: i might be back in later tonite once sport is finished and i empty the fridge of beer ... dF Quote
Corolla_Gurl Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Origin is epic f@$king fail. but getting drunk for no good reason on a week day is WINNAH!! ill sleep good tonight Quote
JiP Posted October 23, 2009 Report Posted October 23, 2009 Diggin this up from its grabve!! I'm going to bve so hang over in the morning Quote
67Rolla-Ken Posted October 23, 2009 Report Posted October 23, 2009 lol, cheers. Drink up buddy! Quote
SLO-030 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 hey guysa, I'm drunks. maeking random calls to peopel. whats everyoe else doing> Quote
towe001 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 So, your the one who woke us up :2thumbs: Quote
SLO-030 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Posted December 24, 2009 (edited) So sad to have let this drop to the second paeg, So a drunk bump from me. Buying bottle of JaGER with free shotglasses and a 4pk of BIG V cans = lots of Jagerbombs. out of V and almost out of jager. Onto the Johnny and colla ;) EDIT: Chrismas Morn hangover is gonna be akward :thumbsup: Edited December 24, 2009 by SLO-030 Quote
Tume Posted December 24, 2009 Report Posted December 24, 2009 Awkward? For me when you can't stand some of your family its the ONLY way to roll. Quote
h1_roll4 Posted December 26, 2009 Report Posted December 26, 2009 goddamn! So f@$kin maggot! It hurts to breathe. Stuck in northbridge and no one will let me in coz I'm "to drunk". Hahaha good reason to. I gota sit here til my shirt dryes a bit (it got wet) then i can go drink some more. Long distance five to everyone! Quote
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