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thats funny.... that lookes like justin on the right... and a white ke70 in the background... those are definitly aussie sheep too... you can tell by the way they are standing still, they're used to it!

hmm i think thats a shot from your family album! :D :P

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An Australian Ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and see's a local sitting on his porch patting his dog...

 

He figures he'll have a little fun...

 

Ventriloquist: "Gday mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him???"

 

Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie..."

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog... Hows is going mate???"

 

Dog: "Doin' all right..."

 

Kiwi has look of extreme shock...

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi)

 

Dog: "Yep..."

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???"

 

Dog: "Real Good... He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play..."

 

Kiwi has look of utter disbelief...

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse???"

 

Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think..."

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, hows it going???"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Kiwi is now absolutely dumfounded...

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi)

 

Horse: "Yep..."

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking... He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements..."

 

Kiwi now has look of total amazement...

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep???"

 

Kiwi: "The sheeps a f**king Liar!!!"

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