TRD ke70 Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 what's long and hard and f@$ks australians? primary school Quote
KE70MAN Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 i got one... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHH!!! THE SHEEP R COMING!!! EH EH EH Quote
Mr Revhead[RL] Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 thats funny.... that lookes like justin on the right... and a white ke70 in the background... those are definitly aussie sheep too... you can tell by the way they are standing still, they're used to it! hmm i think thats a shot from your family album! :D :P Quote
Medicine_Man Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 that lookes like justin on the right... ROFL!!! Quote
Medicine_Man Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Ever seen a Kiwi Hooker before? Now you can say you have!! Quote
Mr Revhead[RL] Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Posted May 24, 2005 thats one of the ones we'v sent over to oz, they make more $$$ there. was she good justin? :thumbsup: Quote
Medicine_Man Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 thats one of the ones we'v sent over to oz, they make more $$$ there. Thats because we send them back to NZ as mail order brides for your personal enjoyment Warwick :thumbsup: Quote
Mr Revhead[RL] Posted May 25, 2005 Author Report Posted May 25, 2005 our mail order brides are russian. noises last night eh? ew :thumbsup: Quote
Rolla Boy Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 An Australian Ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and see's a local sitting on his porch patting his dog... He figures he'll have a little fun... Ventriloquist: "Gday mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him???" Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie..." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog... Hows is going mate???" Dog: "Doin' all right..." Kiwi has look of extreme shock... Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: "Yep..." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???" Dog: "Real Good... He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play..." Kiwi has look of utter disbelief... Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse???" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think..." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, hows it going???" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi is now absolutely dumfounded... Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi) Horse: "Yep..." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking... He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements..." Kiwi now has look of total amazement... Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep???" Kiwi: "The sheeps a f**king Liar!!!" Quote
Mr Revhead[RL] Posted May 25, 2005 Author Report Posted May 25, 2005 haha nice one, but you obviosuly swapped around the characters.... :) Quote
Rolla Boy Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 haha nice one, but you obviosuly swapped around the characters.... :dance: Or Not :) :P :) ... :dance: :dance: :dance: ... Quote
Mr Revhead[RL] Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Posted May 26, 2005 come on, that sucked as a comeback :) Quote
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