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I'm wondering why nick hasn't put this up yet lol...

 

read your email brother :D

 

Not exactly new zealander, funny nonetheless...

 

 

Two Samoan brothers are walking along Queen Street in Auckland

when they see a sign which reads as follows:

'Suits $15.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair'

Salle says to Leffie, "Look at that. We could buy shitloads of

that gear and when we get back to Mangere, we could make a hole

load of dough bro.

 

Now when we go into the shop, don't say nothink. Just let me

do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent they might not

serve us, so I'll speak in my best Auckalofa accent."

They go in and Salle orders 50 suits at $15.00 each, 100

shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.

The owner of the shop says, "You boys from Mangere?"

Oh, yeh bro, how the f***k did you know that?" asks Salle

The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners...!"

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This is a riot

 

Edge is a radio station in NZ - they had a contest where you had to get one of your parents to lose it ............ oh this girl wins hands down !!!

 

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how do you know a kiwi's broken into your house?

there's love bites on the lamb, and cum in your ug boots

 

how do you know a kiwi's been into your computer?

your ram's f@$ked!

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