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was it humming "throw me into a better car!"?

 

I presume it was ;)

 

Pull the goodies, make a killing, cube the shell and your laughing all the way to the bank :)

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There are few scant motorsport facilities up here, but i don't think this poser barge is suited to any of them...

 

Too fat to drift

Too heavy to Khana

Too fat heavy and fragile to rally

Drag racing is pointless, boring, and expensive

Speedway is for banjo playing inbred yokels with not enough teeth or chromosomes

 

Nope... this beastie's natural habitat is the street, burbling around attracting painfully attractive, fickle women like a fist full of greenies and a 5 year plan. But, since it can't be registered, I'm gunna rip its guts out and shove them into something completely inappropriate.

 

Purely for my own amusement. :)

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