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HHAHA will the sensors be fast enough to sense our 1/4 mile time..LOL

 

since where traving at warp 10 which is eveywhere in the universe at once technically we'd run a 0 second pass

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After seeing this car in the for sale thread...IF ANYONE DID ANY OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED TO THIS KE10 THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR TESTICLES REMOVED!!!!!

 

Link: KE10 Here

 

So now to answer your question

Q: "how can i make my car go faster?"

A: don't!!! Just cruise along and enjoy.

 

That is all

 

So now the search is on...to find a more crap box of a KE10 we CAN do the making car go fast to...Hmm this just added $200 to our extensive budget. OH NO!!!

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since where traving at warp 10 which is eveywhere in the universe at once technically we'd run a 0 second pass

 

Well if where EVERYWHERE in the universe umm that means we didn't even leave the start line :P must of left the hand brake on...............

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LMFAO i just read all 7 pages you guys are nuts but i want it.

 

lol stuff a $200 Ke10 i'll donate my Ke70 + its already red and has plenty of rust i meen speed holes already in it

 

 

but there is one more problem. wheel bearings. how red do you think they would get at warp 10 and also rollas arnt the most aerodynamic cars in the world so we might have to tape down the bonnet so it wont open and crack the windscreen

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i don't know.

 

those ideas still sound reasonable....

 

but i think with approximately 53.6 layers of 100mph tape, we should have enough to overcome the extreme heat and force of leaving the earths atmosphere, however we WILL have to enable the flux capacitor JUST before we hit vacuum......

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Hmmm. Fuel.

We haven't really tackled the finance issue yet... I mean this IS going to cost rather a lot. But I have an idea... If we say we're using this inter-orbital ballistic corolla to 'liberate' an oil-rich country of oppressed brown people, we can get all our materials and fuel for FREE! The US spends 720 mil a day in iraq, I don't think they'd notice a lazy trill getting diverted to some random civilian contractor...

I could always see about asking for sponsorship from work for the speed tape, paint, tools and packaging materials (bubblewrap for the driver/pilot, navigator and comms officer)

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I reckon they'd be bang up for it.... have you noticed how much they're spending these days to enlist more mindless fodder, I mean, um, recruits to the defence forces?

They've even got shiny new commodore utes 'n' stuff wth big chrome wheels and spiffy graphics... they could base an entirely new viral marketing campaign around our little interstellar KE10...

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hey guys,

 

i just bought a rocket car, and I'm kinda a dumbass when it comes to rocket cars but what are some easy mods i could do to it to make it go faster?

and I'm on my p's so it has to stay legal

 

 

cheers,

rob

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