Trev Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 We'll forgive you Jip .....this time...YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PROVE THAT MEN ARE BETTER DRIVERS AT THE GO KARTING THOUGH Your sexy so you pass... Quote
JiP Posted September 13, 2008 Report Posted September 13, 2008 I know what you all must be thinking... What on earth could be annoying Jon on a Saturday?? Well... There is this chick that use to be my employee, had a crush on me. Anyway, she left and somehow had my number. So she sends me messages and stuff. I usually ignore it but god its annoying. She's been texting me all night. Quote
Trev Posted September 13, 2008 Report Posted September 13, 2008 I know what you all must be thinking... What on earth could be annoying Jon on a Saturday?? Well... There is this chick that use to be my employee, had a crush on me. Anyway, she left and somehow had my number. So she sends me messages and stuff. I usually ignore it but god its annoying. She's been texting me all night. Is that boobs mc cup? Quote
JiP Posted September 13, 2008 Report Posted September 13, 2008 No, another obsessive employee. That ones moved on... thank god. Quote
Clapped out Posted September 14, 2008 Report Posted September 14, 2008 I know what you all must be thinking... What on earth could be annoying Jon on a Saturday?? Well... There is this chick that use to be my employee, had a crush on me. Anyway, she left and somehow had my number. So she sends me messages and stuff. I usually ignore it but god its annoying. She's been texting me all night. I'll sort her out for ya jip, i'll give her the "phatty experience"! :) cheers phatke30! Quote
JiP Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 Okay guys, last day in Chermside and I have pics that could bring down the house... Here is the front door, notice a little hole under the slab?? Its a big hole. This is a drain in the undergound car park. Not sure if you can see but its full of water. Lastly, if you thought the hole on the entrance was big, check out the one under the car park entrance. Is the building floating?? Quote
Trev Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) I'm pissed off cause the number plate that i have decided to get tonight (was available yesterday) 164AGE has now been f@$kin taken........ Edited September 17, 2008 by Trev Quote
JiP Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 I would really like the company Linfox to change their slogan from 'You are passing another fox' to ' You are stuck behind another fox' That is all. J Quote
Trev Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 I sent an email off to PPQ to ask what had happened to the plate: Hi Trevor, Thank you for your online enquiry. Unfortunately, you have only just missed out. This plate was sold outright on 16/09/2008. Should you have any further enquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us on 136 356 from 8:30am - 5:00pm Monday - Friday. Kind Regards, Its so hard to get a plate i like for the red car and when i think of one it gets taken from under my nose. Quote
Hiro Protagonist Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 I would really like the company Linfox to change their slogan from 'You are passing another fox' to ' You are stuck behind another fox'That is all. J Or "Whilst you are reading the sign on the back of this Fox, another one has boxed you in. Enjoy the hill, sucker" Quote
7shades Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 How about: "This Fox has every right to be on the road, if not more, because it is delivering the goods YOU require, and the driver is doing the best he can considering how difficult it is to wheel 40 tonnes of heavy vehicle through city traffic... now we don't expect you to have ANY comprehension of how difficult and frustrating this is, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy staring at my shiny metal arse. " It would be a big sticker. Yes I drive heavy vehicles. Quote
Hiro Protagonist Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 How about: "This Fox has every right to be on the road, if not more, because it is delivering the goods YOU require, and the driver is doing the best he can considering how difficult it is to wheel 40 tonnes of heavy vehicle through city traffic... now we don't expect you to have ANY comprehension of how difficult and frustrating this is, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy staring at my shiny metal arse. " It would be a big sticker. Yes I drive heavy vehicles. I do have sympathy for truck drivers. I just don't have sympathy for BAD truck drivers. And most of this stuff is happening on the freeway, not in the middle of city traffic. If I had a dollar for the number of times I've been almost blown off the road on the freeway by a truck clearly doing more than it's supposedly speed-limited 100, I'd be a rich man (happened a LOT on my L's and red P's) Quote
towe001 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 7shades and Hiro you have my 2 thumbs up for that But at times its not just the attitude of the truckie but also the company he/she drives for. Some take the attitude of do as fast as possible while some take the attitude of - we've marked out the route and the rest stops so this is roughly how long it'll take with safety taken into consideration Quote
Hiro Protagonist Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Agreed also, truckies are under huge amounts of pressure these days (remember the news story the other week about the truckies not allowed to sleep whilst they were waiting in the queue at the Woolworths loading dock). That makes the good ones angry and the bad ones absolutely dangerous. Quote
Redwarf Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 (edited) Hello to all of you in P-plate land. This one is for you, as Uncle Dwarf would like to have a friendly word with you. Now that the community is considering you to be adults, and have given you a drivers license, here's a few tips from what I've been seeing on a sorrowfully regular basis. DO NOT weave in and out of traffic. It doesn't get you anywhere faster. DO NOT consider the speed limit to be a hinderence. It's there for a reason, and society expects you to be driving fairly close to it. You DO NOT have the experience to know better than your fellow drivers. DO NOT interact with the people in the car with you (all 16 of your mates on the way to a party,) to the detriment of taking notice of what's happening around you. Driving like a tool around myself and my family is only going to end up very poorly for you if anything happens. DO NOT do burn-outs or hand brake turns in populated areas, lest a half full Corona bottle will enter your car through the closed passenger side window. DO be considerate, let people in if they're changing lanes, and acknowledge others if they've done the right thing. DO try to at least acknowledge that there are road rules, and please try to obey the larger potion of them. DO have a good hard look at yourself. In the grand scheme of things YOU are at the most dangerous time of your driving career. The big three killers on the road are fatigue (not a biggy for you guys) inattention (If I see another P-plater on a mobile, or talking/ looking at their mate in the back seat.... you get the picture....) and inexperience. Does this last one ring a bell? 18 year old drivers have double the risk of DYING on the road than someone who is 25. (Ref V-facts) Pull your collective craniums in, and make it to your 21st birthday. Please. Edited September 20, 2008 by Redwarf Quote
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