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Universal remotes that don't work for anything....

 

can you fast forward through life and slow mo at a chick jogging??

 

most importantly can you fart in the hoff's face?

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I said they don't work period

 

 

No workee

 

 

besides farting in the hoff's face would be pretty easy - just have to wait till he's blotto and he wouldn't care either way.

Its Chuck Norris that you'd have to be worried about. He'll fart you back to the past then fastward you back again just to round house you back to the past and then click on the little button that'll have you on rewind and fastward till he calls the end of time...

Chuck Norris - don't bother watching your back, you'll never see him in time. He is the master of all things remote controlled.

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i would of got a lift by a friend and drive it home around midnight.

 

starter motor would hate red lights :rolls:

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What grinds my gears is some F*** Witt who drives 40km/h in a 70km zone and holds me up. I went down a back road to get away from him but he goes down the short cut too :D

 

Got to the top of the hill to turn right and he sits there for like 2 mins before taking off then i follow him through the intersection and he stops half way though so i was then stuck in the intersection on a blind corner!! I beeped my horn and he slowly took off, again at 35-40km/h in a 60km zone. I'm like f@$k you and dart up another short cut at the last minute and speed down the hill. By the time i got down to the bottom where the 2 roads meet again hes flying past at about 90km in 60km zone because he knew what i was trying to do then he goes slow again with me stuck behind him...

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You didn't try tailgating him or the likes ? There's nothing like it that gets the old blood pumping then having some fool tailgating you trying to make you go faster and your there moving nice and grandfather like with a bit of BLAT racing thrown in.

 

But all in all i've had it done to me more then once, tend to stay a safe distance and pass where i can

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You didn't try tailgating him or the likes ? There's nothing like it that gets the old blood pumping then having some fool tailgating you trying to make you go faster and your there moving nice and grandfather like with a bit of BLAT racing thrown in.

 

But all in all i've had it done to me more then once, tend to stay a safe distance and pass where i can

Nah, I gave him pleanty of space, I just just wanted to test out the new swaybar in my car and give it a good run through the hills without some dick going half the speed limit. ;)

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wgmg - those bushes for the gearstick. ive got 3 of them witch i can't find! now i gotta source another one GRRRR

 

gearbox/talishaft were surpose to go in today :blinks:

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:blinks:

BHAHAhaha

now i know where my borrowers have gone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and you can keep the phuckers

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wgmg - those bushes for the gearstick. ive got 3 of them witch i can't find! now i gotta source another one GRRRR

 

gearbox/talishaft were surpose to go in today :blinks:

 

Yeah i hate that, and when you get another one you'll find the other 3.

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