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Finding out there is NO tomato sauce in the house AFTER making four eggs and half a kilo of crispy bacon for lunch.. :)

 

On a lighter note, new missus :P

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Finding out there is NO tomato sauce in the house AFTER making four eggs and half a kilo of crispy bacon for lunch.. :P

 

On a lighter note, new missus :bash:

 

Trade in the old clunker for a newer model with less k's? :)

Posted
Finding out there is NO tomato sauce in the house AFTER making four eggs and half a kilo of crispy bacon for lunch.. :)

 

On a lighter note, new missus :P

 

First order of business, send her out shopping?

 

Second order of business, get her to cook next time?

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I'd be kickin that shit to the kerb if its week one and she's f*ckin up a man's bacon. Shit ain't cool.

 

She better make a mean sammich, or she be going from humpty to dumpty quicksmart.

Posted
Finding out there is NO tomato sauce in the house AFTER making four eggs and half a kilo of crispy bacon for lunch.. :P

 

On a lighter note, new missus :bash:

:) i guess the new missus didn't come with tomato sauce then

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Ah you guys make me laugh :)

 

She's in Year 11, i just finished school, so ill excuse her :P

 

But yes, new model, less k's, improved mileage and much better bodywork :bash:

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Forget the new missus...

 

I wanna know WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRENCHING THAT PERFECTLY GOOD BACON IN TOMATO FREAKING SAUCE!!!! Its a travesty! Explain yourself!

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explain yourself at once!

 

i would understand if there wasn't any salt/pepper or bread but TOMATO SAUCE?

 

(doc) greaaats GOD

 

also was the missues one lady owner? brand new secondhand? used to drive to church?

Edited by Evan G
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Wasn't the highest quality bacon, and i like eggs with the sauce moreso anyway!

 

Well, the lady has been through some bad things before :P and I'm going to help her through them, slowly, but surely, because ive found a girl who treats me right and LOVES motorbikes, HATES shopping and is absolutely gorgeous, both inside and out :)

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