carbonboy Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 WGMG: Offensively Broke... AGAIN! I feel your pain man, no matter how I budget & stick to it, something always comes along to f**k everything & leave me eating spaghetti & tomato sauce for three days until payday :yes: Bless award pay rates! Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 More like WTF - How does a bird crap on the top of a window when there is a large awning? Fly by??? Quote
ke70dave Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 probably flew into the glass window, and when it slammed into the glass, crapped itself....onto for mentioned window. :P Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) Ninja bird. We had one that would kinda hover and attack its reflection, and shit... Everywhere. Just one window. Man it wad a mess. Edited July 10, 2011 by blzbub666 Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 probably flew into the glass window, and when it slammed into the glass, crapped itself....onto for mentioned window. :P That does kind of make sense Ninja bird. We had one that would kinda hover and attack its reflection, and shit... Everywhere. Just one window. Man it wad a mess. That also makes sense I was curious as lookin at windows here at work thats all Haha reed got a pic of this ninja bird, at least it did not catch its reflection off a spoon and thought, "hey your really really really good looking" Quote
SLW42 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Could have also been above the window, dropped a douki, wind caught it and it hit the top of the window Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Could have also been above the window, dropped a douki, wind caught it and it hit the top of the window Justin that was a terrible reason, the awning is like a meter in length, unless hurricane Katrina was across the road, you crack me up tho, haha Quote
irokin Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Be very afraid! The birds have learnt the toss bombing technique! Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Be very afraid! The birds have learnt the toss bombing technique! bahaha, I'm gonna go visit the aviary and find out, Its puzzled me for a while now Quote
towe001 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Be very afraid! The birds have learnt the toss bombing technique! Toss bombing is one thing. You think your all nice and safe under cover from the pigeons with their toss bombing runs. But then from the corner of your eye you see one coming in low under the awning heading straight for the table straight at you. You think "Oh crap" so you start to duck and spot just as it crosses the table, a blob of white and grey stuff eject from its underbelly and with a boing boing boing it gets you in the eye. Live in fear people when the pigeon learns the bouncing bomb technique..... Quote
ninja-philbo Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 wgmg.. just having a shit day when everything keeps going wrong only 3:44 and I'm 4 bandaids in burnt to hell hand and dead leg. f@$k this I'm going back to bed Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 WGMG - People leaving a note on my rolla asking for a test drive, WTF??? Other week was asking if i would sell it, i don't have a problem with this just the context use "Buy your car, cash" Just as bad as some clown leaning on it at Harry's, so i sat on his 370Z Quote
Mason. Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Needing 10c.... seriously its annoying, I have searched everywhere in my house and every knook and cranny in my car. What has my life come to. Quote
BUZ440 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 WGMG - People who are cold, and go and buy a thickshake or cold drink with loads of ice And still complain, snap kick to you buddy Quote
SkidzMgee Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 WGMG: Not knowing if it's too soon to fart in someone's presence whom you only recently have met... I'm gonna explode :( Quote
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