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yea the stuff you have to drink isnt that bad

 

but after a while the man thing comes along and you think yea it did nothing I'm too strong for the formula

 

 

 

 

but then bam it works

 

 

cleans you right out

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Reminds me of General Anesthetic or whatever it is; the injection you get in hospital to knock you out.

 

Doctor: "Now I'm gonna need you to count to ten yeah?"

Me: "uh yeah sure thing" *thinks to myself, psh lets see how high i can get!!!*

Doctor: "Ok whenevr your ready"

Me: "1...2......3.................... "

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+1^ all i remember was it was a white liquid

 

doctor said count to 3

yea ok 1 2 BAM

 

when i woke up i felt like i was sooooooo hung over, i couldnt move for a couple mins, felt like my head was under a truck BEST SHIT EVER!

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Adelaide's weather!!!; one week mid thirtys, next rain and cold!!!

 

Pah.....Welcome to Melbourne!

 

 

except it doesn't take us a week to have seasonal changes....we change several times during the same day.

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Pah.....Welcome to Melbourne!

 

 

except it doesn't take us a week to have seasonal changes....we change several times during the same day.

 

Haha i thought we were doing well for a week of seasonal changes, damn it :no2:

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I have no idea how I'll manage but after the op tomorrow I am not allowed to move for 3 hours. At all. Or i'll apparently do serious damage to myself. Like not even allowed to play with my ph. I hope their ceiling tiles are really interesting.

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Nope I wasn't allowed to be out. I was permitted to have a mild sleeping (Not enough to knock someone out tho) as I had to breat at certain moments so their wire could be sucked into my heart. Was quite painful having them poke around in my heart tho, then when they got to the troubled valves that go to my lungs I couldn't breath.

So yeah at home recovering now after heart operation number 5. I didn't realise I had that many until I sat down and counted. My chart at the hospital is thicker than the charts for some of the older men that were there. :no2:

I definitely didn't like being nude in front of a room full of people, or people constantly poking around my groin :jamie: and definitely not the backless gown I had to wear :jamie:

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I know the feeling with the gown. Around half though last year i had to go for a MRI and had to wear one of them things and it was three easy on the eyes ladies running the MRI machine. It was all shuts and giggles all round for them at first cause the gown didn't even reach half way to my knees and so there i was holding it at the back while walking and holding it at the bottom as i got onto the table. Last laugh on me as i let it ride up as i got off the table and left it flapping while walking back to get changed. I do believe my third eye had a good look around that afternoon

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struggle with 3 pedals mate? :jamie:

 

and jon, at least ur still alive and theyre starting to try and put you back together again?

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