Favourite Simpsons Quotes

[99]

Everyone has a favourite Simpsons quote. Mine goes something like this (forgive me, it won't be verbatim and it's going to be long):

 

[scene setting] The episode is where the kids are snowed into their school. Principal Skinner has become a nazi drill sergeant and the school kids are sleeping in hessian bags on the floor etc. They rebel and trick Principal Skinner into a big bag that normally stores medicine balls. His head is poking out the top and they are tormeting him.

 

(be patient I'm getting there)

 

The kids send out the school pet "Nibbles" the rat out to find help. Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson save the day, get the kids out etc. But I swear the whole episode was set up for this line. Principal Skinner is still stuck in the bag and sees the rat:

 

"Quick Nibbles, chew through my ball sack!"

 

:) I nearly died laughing.

Edited September 1, 2004 by datgirl

[andrew]

i have to many favourite quotes, but one i can think of now would be in last nights episode when the school kids have to where uniform

 

super intendant: "look, they've even started blinking in unison"

 

principle skinner: "i love that sound"

 

i don't know why but i find that so damn funny! :)

[Ruts]

Principal Skinner is still stuck in the bag and sees the rat:

 

"Quick Nibbles, bite my ball sack!"

Also in that episode a comment by groundskeeper Willy

 

"That's the last time you'll smack your Willy about!!"

 

 

ps Skinner's line was .... Quick Nibbles chew through my ball sack

 

And yes that is one of the funniest lines I have heard

[99]

I stand corrected!!

[Ruts]

I stand corrected!!

actually I think I'd prefer your quote - having my ball sack chewed through cannot be good no matter how you look at it

[irokin]

Man: "You must be stupider than you look!"

Homer: "Stupider, like a fox!"

[irokin]

Marge: "I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!"

Homer: "If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!"

Marge: "Good!"

[irokin]

Agent: "Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

Homers brain: "Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?"

Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography"

Homers brain: "Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that"

[Pringles_U12]

i love the postoffice one

 

Homer : "hello my name is mr Burns, I belice you have a package for me"

Postboy : "sure thing Mr Burns, what is your first name?"

Homer : " i don't Know"

[andrew]

Marge: "I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!"

Homer: "If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!"

Marge: "Good!"

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! bahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

*choke*

[Northen Rolla]

The episode when lisa meets her college friends, they turn up at lisa's and homer's singing drunk in the lounge room,

 

" i drink a whiskey drink, i drink a whiskey drink and when i need a pee i use the kitchen sink"

 

Nearly chocked laughing on that one! :)

[andrew]

homer: "if they don't let me in here, i'll have to quite drinking!"

 

liver: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

*homer punches liver*

 

homer: "ouch, my liver hurts"

 

bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[750wrc]

there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman

[amylee021]

My fav quote is fromt he episode where Willy comes into the kids dreams n kills them...

 

[scene] parents are walking into the school for a parent teacher meeting and there is a sign saying

 

*don't Touch! -Willy*

 

Homer- "don't touch willy, good advice!"

[Teddy]

lol

 

so cheezy