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yeah I know, I don't know what to do about that!! I thought about something like rexgirl, but what if I sold it?? Same problem!! But should be exciting, my sister is navigating for me. I'm sure we'll be car 57 or close to it!! Are you crazy kiwis entering too? I'm so keen to have a look at the entry list, it is going to be very interesting reading....

Hey, just heard that there are 57 entries for Benarkin!!! That is 20 more than I have ever seen!!!

WOW you're 18!!! that's fantastic!! Happy birthday, when's the party?!!! Hey, that means that you don't have to get your Mum or Dad to sign the rally service crew sheet anymore - cool!!! oh I feel like singing happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday dear Teeedddeeeee!! happy birthday to yooooooo!! hip hip HORAY hip hip HORAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday Fook!!!!! have a nice day

Yes a punch on the nose might be the order of the day in this situation!! :D geez I never thought of flashing my bra would be considered an invitation!! in that case, what does Rob and Nick dropping their pants and baring their asses mean?!!!! :D

Oh besides that the event was bloody EXCELLENT - have a read of this article to find out what happened.... Round2Article.doc

not to mention you had a broken/fractured index finger and spent most of your time talking the the ambo officers....

Yes, it's Wes. *smirk* some crazy shit happens at rallies, doing skids all day in the dirt until we drop with tiredness (and then get back up again to have a beer) is only one part of the fun. The other part is the insane crazies that do things like stand stark naked in the middle of the bush to try and put a fellow competitor off their game (cos they laugh their heads off). Only in rallying, only in rallying

tdcamrypride how dare you!!! make such insinuations about moi?? I, being a classy lady of such breeding and privelidge, would never ever dream of being so crass!! TRD KE70 should be so lucky, Rob doesn't flash his ass and I don't bare my bra for just anyone. stupid in car cameras *grumble grumble*

oooh, I wouldn't insult Wayne if I were you!! Hey, hang on, I think I was just complimented!!! Are you entering Tony? That would be good!! Hey, I know this is offtopic a bit, but I am so chuffed because I nearly beat you on a stage at KCF 1..... and I was in a bloody WRX!!!! slow down will you!!

Supp regs are on www.icq.org.au - should answer questions!! and I'm afraid that bald rally tyres are definitely out! Bugger. Spectating is free. In fact, I think the rule of thumb for 99.9% of club level motorsport is that spectating is absolutely free. The only ones that cost that I can think of are some spectator points for Rally of Queensland, the Queensland Hillclimb Championships at Mount Cotton. I think the max you pay is $10 anyway. The event is scheduled to start at 9 am tomorrow. The event is being held at IWMAC's Willowbank Park Complex, Champions Way, Ipswich (next to Queensland Raceway). Hope to see you all out there!!!

Omigawsh, I didn't know Tony was on this forum!! Omigawsh, I didn't know Tony could make bombs!! hey Tony! :-) Mel

I hope that applies to some of the $20K + paint jobs out there on the weekend! Can you imagine how devasted you'd be....

The first round of the Clubman and Queensland Rally Championship is coming up on the 16th April 2005. It should be absolutely MASSIVE. This years Queensland Rally Championship is going to be huge with at least 5 4WD cars making a grab for outright honours. There is the multiple State Champion George Shepheard in his Evo 6 (I think it's evo 6? Redwarf will correct me on this), 2004 ARC Subaru RS series Matt Van Tuinen now with major competitive kms under his belt in his WRX, newcomer from NSW Matt Dyne who surprised everyone by winning the short course rally sprint a couple of weeks ago, Ralph French in his group N WRX and ofcourse my boy Paul Bergmann in our WRX! There are also some grunty 2WD entrants that have upgraded their machinery to make a serious stab at the hotly contested class honours. Of note, Rod Biggar has upgraded from his 2004 clubman winning Datsun 1600 to a super spec Datsun 180B SSS (2004 NSW Clubman winning car). And, ofcourse it would be negligent of me not to mention :D! Rob is debuting his upspec "Evo 2" Redwarf, a 1600cc beast at Rally Benarkin! Otherwise known on this forum as "Redwarf", Rob has been threatening the big boys with his little 1400cc Corolla for almost 4 years. Redwarf (the car), however, was getting a bit tired from running in the 86 or so competitive events it had run in its 10 years of use. Redwarf Evo 1 was getting grumpy in his old age, suffering from a few DNFs due to Rob's absolute thrashing to within an inch of its life. Hence, Evo 2 (the artist formerly known as "Bluey") was imported from Mexico last year. Umm, I mean, Tasmania. Months of developing Evo 2 has evolved the previously "Grandpa" looking pale blue car into a bright red fire breathing monster. Rob has also upgraded his navigator (*sob* :) I may never recover from the rejection!) to someone who actually knows what to do with a spanner and also, like me I hope (!), comes with a healthy sense of humour! I personally know that a lot of laughter, oh-shit moments and (ahem) farting :Þ will go on in the car with those boys!! Anyway, Rally Benarkin is a fantastic event - everyone camps up there and the party is almost as legendary as Rally of Queensland. We hope to see some rollaclub members up there once again!! All interested parties should go to Brisbane Sporting Car Club web page

Only a couple more days to go, I think that entries are due in 2 DAYS!!! who is entering???

I heard that there was some massive show n shine out at Queensland Raceway on the Easter weekend and some of the most expensive paint jobs ever were hailed on... much angst I believe

My biggest problem - where does the money go???

The next round of the Sherrin Hire Queensland Interclub Challenge is on the 3rd April. It's a KHANACROSS!!! :P Read: big motorkhana on dirt = lots of sideways fun!!! It's run by the Gold Coast Tweed Motorsporting Club out at the Autocross track at Willowbank. Cost is $60 for a full days entertainment! Go to http://www.icq.org.au/ , click on "Rd 2: Khanacross" for the supplementary regulations and entry form.

Heard a rumour the other day about a certain Bluedwarf and his status in the rally (can .... not .... say ..... any .... more)

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,"Who the heck is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

Very Redwarf!!! :D

Well done!

Don't worry Trent, everyone has a similar story. Failed mine on my first attempt but aced it the second time. It ain't easy!! When do you go back?

Good luck!!

... or cheaper!!