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I gots me one... its blue and very shiny. I use it for all sorts of things cos it has a different size recess on each end... very useful for removing those f@$king annoying barbed interior plugs... y'know the ones that hold on plastic trims and carpet etc.

Amen

It should work, he's used zip ties...

Thats excellent... I was really loathe to use an aftermarket ecu...

Dammit. I was close...

Legality...

Man I had a ball in germany... I played strip scrabble (in german) with these girls who all got really drunk in the process, and this one called Hieke... she LOVED a bit of the ol' Bratwurst I can tell ya.

Not if you're german... I lived there for a while they have some very obscure tastes

That ain't so bad... When I was in Somalia some crazy f@$ker had a damn good go at me with a machete... left some decent holes. Medical service ain't that great over there so it got all infected and nasty so I flew to Johannesburg where they treated it with Maggot Debridement Therapy... Google THAT shit :P

Hahahahah try googling some of that randomness... hilarity will ensue

Mr Muscle is the shiznit. But don't get the "low odour" nor non-caustic stuff. Hardcore fumage and lung-stinging airborne particles ftw

^^^ That WE have to pay for... 200 Mil spent so far, and the campaign only started in ernest on the weekend. Millions and millions of dollars WASTED on educating the public on who to vote for. There's two things that bother me about this. 1. Does the government assume we're f@$king stupid? Granted, a large portion of the community takes very little interest in effecting some influence over the government they elect to control every aspect of their wretched miserable lives, but for f@$ks sake, anyone gullible enough to cast their vote on the basis of something they saw on television should probably be left ignorant, and let them make a random decision on voting day. As someone who considers myself politically aware, find the whole process insulting to say the least. Because I give a shit, I will do my OWn research, and I will make my OWN decision. I will not be so stupid as to fall for marketing ploys and spin, thankyouveryf@$kingmuch. 2. Do you KNOW what 200+++++ million goddamn dollars could do? I mean f@$ken hell, we're hearing both major parties waxing lyrical every day... "I'm going to fix the hospitals, I'm going to repair the roads, I'm going to create a better education system"... et al... well, doesn't all that shit cost MONEY? Lots of it? Here's an idea, (and call me crazy) how about instead of spending hundreds of millions of dollars of MY money telling me what you're going to do, how about you take that money, and JUST GO AND f@$kING WELL DO IT you big business backdoor dealing cocksucker! Or, even better... do something proactive instead of reactive for a change. Ya know, like spend a bit of coin on renewable energy? Or maybe alternative fuel infrastructure? How about researching a way to ensure we don't all DIE OF THIRST in 10 years eh? That feels better... have a nice day. /rant.

My dog refuses to get into Mitsubishis.

oooh yeah I hate those TV's that tune themselves in automatically and use channels 1 to 5....

A party leader is only ever a puppet for the party they represent... and the party ALWAYS has an agenda. The personal beliefs of the elected representative very rarely bear much influence, otherwise the caucus wouldn't nominate him for the top job. In a nutshell: Rudd was the best man for the job cos he can be told what to do.

I have this "thing" right... its probably an OCD or something. I have like 12 cars, and when I park them up they have to be lined up properly or it gives me the shits... Also my GF can't have the TV volume on an odd number, has to be even or multiples of 5.

Hey we should turn this into the random load of shite that goes forever thread

Booyah... mission accomplished :y:

Bah. The damage has been done, the health system has been privatised beyond the point of no return. If you don't have cash, you don't get fixed. Welcome to the end result of a corporate-affiliated liberal government that was in control waaay too long.

I'm ambidextrous. I have a lot of time on my hands. Badoomp - CHING! Thankyou, thankyou... I'm here all week folks, try the buffet.

oh dear GOD stop touching commodore owners...

aaargh! get thee to supercheap and procure some degreaser... STAT

two of my favourites