Rice

[GJM85]

To excessively modify and augment the physical appearance of sub compact economy vehicles in an attempt to make them fast. Examples include unsightly body kits, oversized mufflers, (which are actually detremental to performance), neon lighting, thousands of decals, and of course twenty inch rims which are far too heavy for these vehicles to handle.

 

ie. "Akon Holio thought he was "dopey-fresh" in his riced out Honda" & "Hey man, I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 HP so now I have 110 HP."

Edited August 17, 2010 by GJM85

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Case in point...

 

 

Damn no decals or 20's.

Edited August 13, 2010 by blzbub666

[Trev]

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement

A cheap low performance asian car which is mechanically stock standard but has been dressed up to look fast. The owner typically spends more money on making the car look fast than it was originally worth. Telltale rice characteristics include:

 

>shopping list - fake sponsor's stencils on the side panels

 

>giant "nismo" sticker - especially on non-nissan cars

 

>cannon exhaust - stupidly large exhaust kit that makes the engine sound like a fart

 

>oversized spoiler - especially on front-drive cars

 

>over the top body kit, especially with mismatched paint

 

>pictures of dragons anywhere on the car

 

>fake bonnet scoop

 

>neon lights

 

>anything held on with sticky tape

Honda civic, Mitsubishi lancer, and Nissan exa are all common examples of rice

 

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Is that a cow catcher on the front of that thing? Please don't tell me its steam powered....

[Bill Huggins]

turd polishing

 

The act of trying to make a fugly unattractive car, appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a massive waste of money and time, resulting in an even uglier turd.

 

Check out that dudes flat black ke70, what a waste of time. Let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

[Trev]

You joined to say that?

 

FARK YEAH DUDE.

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Oooooohhh Kay. I beg to differ, but I'm used to ksev hatred.

 

I can be a good sport.

 

Edited August 13, 2010 by blzbub666

[SLW42]

turd polishing

 

The act of trying to make a fugly unattractive car, appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a massive waste of money and time, resulting in an even uglier turd.

 

Check out that dudes flat black ke70, what a waste of time. Let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

are you serious? i bet reeds car would piss and shit all over your car mate, it seems like your just another 12yr old hating on something you WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND! go back to boostcruising and chill with da homies on boostloosing brah, do you feel big to come onto another forum and start paying people out about there cars, what kind of dead shit are you?

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Calm down bro... he was talking about all the other CRAP matt black ksevs... hang on... crap matt black ksevs don't exist.

 

He'll want to swap me his VN (no stereo) for mine in a few days...

[SLW42]

Flat black e7's are THE shit there is nothing like it, hahahahahahahaha give it time but i still think he should go back to boostloosing

[SLO-030]

He'll want to swap me his VN (no stereo) for mine in a few days...

 

 

:fuzz:

 

Hey Bruh, Wonnna swap my missus VN shell (not rolling), 5 pack of VB (got thirsty bro) and a nokia 3310 (battery not included)??

 

Get back to me eh?

Edited August 14, 2010 by SLO-030

[bmxsexmonkey]

hahahah ryan you old dog.

[thatdude]

turd polishing

 

The act of trying to make a fugly unattractive car, appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a massive waste of money and time, resulting in an even uglier turd.

 

Check out that dudes flat black ke70, what a waste of time. Let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

 

 

if ur refuring to me. Well if i want a fully sick race car mate i wldnt of bought a ke70 to start with,Ive done the supercharged 8 thing already mate. I bought it as a work car and something to trash now and then, oops blow the engine up dam there goes 80$.

Edited August 14, 2010 by thatdude

[Bill Huggins]

need lotsa this

Edited August 14, 2010 by Bill Huggins

[SLW42]

and you sir need more of this

to fit the extra dick thats hanging out of your arse back in